Today's Featured Bloopers:

• The Prophet of Doom, who was actually just a janitor with a penchant for beheadings.
• The Prophet of Love, who was actually a professional snuggles-therapist with a PhD in Hugging.
• The Prophet of Puns, who was actually a stand-up comedian with a side of catnip for good luck.

Bloopers of the Month:

• The Prophet of Socks, who foresaw the rise of the missing sock.
• The Prophet of Squid, who saw the tentacles of change coming.
• The Prophet of Sushi, who rolled the dice of destiny.